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Strap On Me's Creamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant delivers an uncannily authentic simulation designed for those who crave the visual and tactile realism of seminal fluid. This French-formulated water-based gel reproduces the exact milky opacity, creamy consistency, and glossy finish of natural ejaculate, creating immersive scenarios for breeding fantasies, roleplay intensification, or simply adding a visceral dimension to intimate moments. The 250ml bottle provides generous volume for extended sessions or multiple uses.
This water-based lubricant contains 90% naturally-derived ingredients with skin-nourishing additions including shea butter (Butyrospermum parkii), aloe vera leaf powder, sodium hyaluronate for moisture retention, and St. John's wort extract (Hypericum perforatum). Allantoin provides soothing properties while glycerin ensures lasting slip. The pH-balanced formula has undergone dermatological testing and remains completely vegan-friendly with zero animal-derived components.
The 250ml volume offers approximately 50-60 applications depending on usage amount, making this bottle well-suited for regular play or special occasion scenarios requiring multiple reapplications.
Toy-Safe: Compatible with all sex toy materials including silicone, TPE, glass, and metal. Condom-Safe: Works with latex and polyisoprene barrier protection. Easy Cleanup: Water-based formula rinses completely with warm water and mild soap, leaving no residue on skin or surfaces.
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