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Ready to make mornings a little more mischievous? The Rude Shaped Egg Fryer turns ordinary eggs into cheeky conversation starters — perfect for date breakfasts, prank-loving friends, or anyone who refuses to be boring before coffee. It's small, silly, and surprisingly satisfying.
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