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Ready to meet your new playful buddy? Mr. Ed isn’t just any dildo—he’s a 13-inch silicone delight with all the right curves and a cheeky suction cup base for hands-free fun. Whether solo or strapped in for partner play, this beige beauty brings excitement and versatility in one sleek package.
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