{"product_id":"door-nobs","title":"Five Pack Double Sided Door Hangers – Printed Message Signs","description":"\u003cp\u003eLook, we've all been there: you need to communicate something important to the people around you, but a simple closed door just isn't getting the message across. These door hangers are here to save the day with a collection of hilariously blunt statements that cover every awkward situation you can imagine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You're Getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFive double-sided hangers packed with ten different printed messages total. Each hanger flips to reveal a different side, so you're basically getting ten conversation starters without taking up extra shelf space. Hang one on your bedroom door, flip it to a different message when the situation changes, and watch people actually pay attention for once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Messages (Because They're the Whole Point)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe set includes an intentionally chaotic mix of messages designed to handle life's most inconvenient moments:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlunt boundary-setting statements for when \"the door is closed\" isn't obvious enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky invitations like \"The Love Doctor is in… Do you have an appointment?\" (because subtlety is overrated)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gloriously direct physics-based declaration (for the unambiguous communicators out there)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry warnings paired with lighthearted prompts that somehow work together\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEverything else you need to tell your roommate, partner, family, or unsuspecting hallway traffic to back off, come in, or just get the hint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy These Actually Work\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBold, High-Contrast Typography\u003c\/strong\u003e — The text is legitimately readable from across the room. No squinting required. No \"wait, what does that say?\" moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-Sided Design\u003c\/strong\u003e — Flip the hanger based on your current mood, schedule, or occupancy status. One message for \"do not disturb,\" another for \"come back later,\" and so on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Printing\u003c\/strong\u003e — The messages are printed to withstand regular handling without smudging, fading, or giving up on life like the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant Gifting\u003c\/strong\u003e — Already packaged and ready to hand to that friend who desperately needs a laugh. No assembly required. No explanations needed. They'll get it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use Them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlip one onto a bedroom door handle during that important nap. Rotate them between shared spaces in an apartment. Toss one over a bathroom knob when you need uninterrupted time. Gift the whole set to a college student, new roommate, or anyone who appreciates communicating through shameless comedy instead of actually talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese aren't subtle. They aren't quiet. They're exactly what you need when polite hints have failed and you're ready to let your door do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Creative Conceptions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50613199601729,"sku":"DNOB","price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0553\/7303\/7633\/files\/0010310_door-nobs_oq2zs702hgmeygo6.jpg?v=1791167117","url":"https:\/\/adultstuffwarehouse.co.uk\/products\/door-nobs","provider":"Adult Stuff Warehouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}