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Strap On Me Creamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant 250ml Water-Based Lubricating Gel

Vendor: Strap-on-Me
A Visceral Realism Experience Strap On Me's Creamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant delivers an uncannily authentic simulation designed for those who crave the visual and tactile realism of seminal fluid....
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A Visceral Realism Experience

Strap On Me's Creamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant delivers an uncannily authentic simulation designed for those who crave the visual and tactile realism of seminal fluid. This French-formulated water-based gel reproduces the exact milky opacity, creamy consistency, and glossy finish of natural ejaculate, creating immersive scenarios for breeding fantasies, roleplay intensification, or simply adding a visceral dimension to intimate moments. The 250ml bottle provides generous volume for extended sessions or multiple uses.

What Makes It Convincingly Real

  • Authentic milky-white appearance that mimics natural semen opacity rather than generic clear gel
  • Creamy, slightly viscous texture engineered to replicate the consistency and flow of actual seminal fluid
  • Extra-glossy finish that maintains visual realism on skin and creates natural-looking effects
  • Silky-smooth glide suitable for both vaginal and anal penetration without compromising the realistic feel
  • Fragrance-free and tasteless formulation keeps the focus on visual realism without artificial scent interference

Formulation & Safety

This water-based lubricant contains 90% naturally-derived ingredients with skin-nourishing additions including shea butter (Butyrospermum parkii), aloe vera leaf powder, sodium hyaluronate for moisture retention, and St. John's wort extract (Hypericum perforatum). Allantoin provides soothing properties while glycerin ensures lasting slip. The pH-balanced formula has undergone dermatological testing and remains completely vegan-friendly with zero animal-derived components.

The 250ml volume offers approximately 50-60 applications depending on usage amount, making this bottle well-suited for regular play or special occasion scenarios requiring multiple reapplications.

Compatibility

Toy-Safe: Compatible with all sex toy materials including silicone, TPE, glass, and metal. Condom-Safe: Works with latex and polyisoprene barrier protection. Easy Cleanup: Water-based formula rinses completely with warm water and mild soap, leaving no residue on skin or surfaces.


⬥ FEATURES:

  • Semen-Like Appearance
  • Silky-Smooth
  • Toy Compatible
  • Fragrance Free
  • Dermatologically Tested
  • Plant-Based
  • Portable Tube

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  • Ships direct from our UK warehouse

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