Strap On Me Creamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant 150 ml Lubricant
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The Ultimate Realistic Finish
Strap On Me Creamy delivers an astonishingly authentic cum simulation experience with its opaque milky-white formulation that mimics the color, consistency and visual texture of semen. This specialty lubricant goes beyond typical intimacy products to fulfill fantasy scenarios requiring realistic visual effects — from ejaculation play and breeding fantasies to cum play and roleplay scenarios where authentic-looking finish matters.
The formulation achieves its signature creamy, slightly viscous texture through a sophisticated water-based blend that flows convincingly while maintaining enough body to pool and slowly spread rather than immediately absorbing. The silky-smooth consistency glides effortlessly during application yet creates that characteristic glossy, slightly thick appearance that makes it visually indistinguishable from the real thing in low-light bedroom settings.
Key Features
Realistic Visual Properties
- Opaque milky-white color specifically formulated to match natural semen appearance
- Creamy yet fluid texture that pools, drips and spreads convincingly
- Ultra-glossy finish that catches light authentically
- Maintains visual consistency without separating or becoming watery too quickly
Premium Formulation
- Water-based formula suitable for all intimate activities including vaginal and anal use
- 90% natural origin ingredients with skin-nourishing botanicals
- Contains hyaluronic acid for enhanced glide and moisture retention
- Enriched with shea butter, aloe vera and vitamin E for skin conditioning
- pH-balanced to match intimate areas for comfortable extended play
Sensory Neutral Design
- Completely fragrance-free to avoid disrupting fantasy immersion
- Tasteless formulation that won't interfere with oral activities
- Non-staining water-based composition for easy cleanup
- Dermatologically tested for skin compatibility
Versatile and Safe
- Compatible with all condom materials including latex and polyisoprene
- Safe for use with silicone, TPE, and all other sex toy materials
- Vegan-friendly formulation with no animal-derived ingredients
- Made in France with quality manufacturing standards
Product Specifications
- Volume: 150ml (5.28 fl oz)
- Formulation Type: Water-based with silicone smoothing agents
- Texture: Creamy, moderately viscous gel
- Color: Opaque milky white
- Compatibility: Latex-safe, toy-safe (all materials)
- Special Properties: Realistic semen simulation, high-gloss finish
- Manufacturing: Made in France
- Certifications: Dermatologically tested
This specialty lubricant contains advanced moisturizing ingredients including sodium hyaluronate (hyaluronic acid) for superior glide, shea butter for skin conditioning, and aloe vera for soothing properties. The water-based formula cleans easily with warm water while the cyclopentasiloxane and dimethicone provide silky slip without the toy-incompatibility concerns of pure silicone lubes.
Compatibility Note: Fully compatible with latex and polyurethane condoms and all sex toy materials including silicone, TPE, rubber, glass and metal. The water-based formulation rinses clean from skin and fabrics without staining.
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All orders are shipped in plain, unbranded packaging — no logos, no product names.
Shipping (United Kingdom)
- Tracked 48: 1–3 business days (from £5.29)
- Overnight: 1–2 business days (from £8.99)
- DPD Courier: 1–3 business days (from £8.99)
- Free shipping available on eligible orders over £29 (conditions apply)
- Tracking included on all Tracked, Overnight & Courier services
- Ships direct from our UK warehouse
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