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Strap On Me Creamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant 150 ml Lubricant

Vendor: Strap-on-Me
The Ultimate Realistic Finish Strap On Me Creamy delivers an astonishingly authentic cum simulation experience with its opaque milky-white formulation that mimics the color, consistency and visual texture of semen....
Regular price  £18.99 GBP Sale price  £16.19 GBP
Color: 150 ml /5.28fl oz
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The Ultimate Realistic Finish

Strap On Me Creamy delivers an astonishingly authentic cum simulation experience with its opaque milky-white formulation that mimics the color, consistency and visual texture of semen. This specialty lubricant goes beyond typical intimacy products to fulfill fantasy scenarios requiring realistic visual effects — from ejaculation play and breeding fantasies to cum play and roleplay scenarios where authentic-looking finish matters.

The formulation achieves its signature creamy, slightly viscous texture through a sophisticated water-based blend that flows convincingly while maintaining enough body to pool and slowly spread rather than immediately absorbing. The silky-smooth consistency glides effortlessly during application yet creates that characteristic glossy, slightly thick appearance that makes it visually indistinguishable from the real thing in low-light bedroom settings.

Key Features

Realistic Visual Properties

  • Opaque milky-white color specifically formulated to match natural semen appearance
  • Creamy yet fluid texture that pools, drips and spreads convincingly
  • Ultra-glossy finish that catches light authentically
  • Maintains visual consistency without separating or becoming watery too quickly

Premium Formulation

  • Water-based formula suitable for all intimate activities including vaginal and anal use
  • 90% natural origin ingredients with skin-nourishing botanicals
  • Contains hyaluronic acid for enhanced glide and moisture retention
  • Enriched with shea butter, aloe vera and vitamin E for skin conditioning
  • pH-balanced to match intimate areas for comfortable extended play

Sensory Neutral Design

  • Completely fragrance-free to avoid disrupting fantasy immersion
  • Tasteless formulation that won't interfere with oral activities
  • Non-staining water-based composition for easy cleanup
  • Dermatologically tested for skin compatibility

Versatile and Safe

  • Compatible with all condom materials including latex and polyisoprene
  • Safe for use with silicone, TPE, and all other sex toy materials
  • Vegan-friendly formulation with no animal-derived ingredients
  • Made in France with quality manufacturing standards

Product Specifications

  • Volume: 150ml (5.28 fl oz)
  • Formulation Type: Water-based with silicone smoothing agents
  • Texture: Creamy, moderately viscous gel
  • Color: Opaque milky white
  • Compatibility: Latex-safe, toy-safe (all materials)
  • Special Properties: Realistic semen simulation, high-gloss finish
  • Manufacturing: Made in France
  • Certifications: Dermatologically tested

This specialty lubricant contains advanced moisturizing ingredients including sodium hyaluronate (hyaluronic acid) for superior glide, shea butter for skin conditioning, and aloe vera for soothing properties. The water-based formula cleans easily with warm water while the cyclopentasiloxane and dimethicone provide silky slip without the toy-incompatibility concerns of pure silicone lubes.

Compatibility Note: Fully compatible with latex and polyurethane condoms and all sex toy materials including silicone, TPE, rubber, glass and metal. The water-based formulation rinses clean from skin and fabrics without staining.


⬥ FEATURES:

  • Semen-Like Appearance
  • Silky-Smooth
  • Toy Compatible
  • Fragrance Free
  • Dermatologically Tested
  • Plant-Based
  • pH Balanced

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  • Ships direct from our UK warehouse

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