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Sexy Santa Says – Card Game

Vendor: Kheper Games
Get Ready for a Naughty Night Before Christmas When Santa checks his list this year, you'll definitely be on the naughty side—and you'll be proud of it! This festive card...
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Get Ready for a Naughty Night Before Christmas

When Santa checks his list this year, you'll definitely be on the naughty side—and you'll be proud of it! This festive card game transforms your holiday celebration into an evening of laughter, dares, and cheeky Christmas chaos that'll have everyone blushing brighter than Rudolph's nose.

What's in the Box

Unwrap 53 cards packed with ridiculous holiday hijinks and silly seasonal challenges. Each card deals out playful dares, toast prompts inspired by Santa's reindeer crew, and hilariously creative "festive positions" that'll test your flexibility and your ability to keep a straight face. Think of it as Truth or Dare meets Christmas party—where the eggnog flows and the embarrassment runs high.

Alongside the cards, you'll find an official rule sheet (though breaking the rules is half the fun). Whether you're following the structure or making up your own game as you go, this deck keeps the party energy high and the competitive banter flowing.

How the Fun Unfolds

Players take turns drawing cards that challenge them with outrageous tasks and absurd commands. One card might have you performing a goofy dare while another prompts a cheeky toast from "Vixen" or "Rudolph." The beauty is in the unpredictability—you never know if you'll be acting out something ridiculous, completing a physical challenge, or just trying not to crack up at someone else's misfortune.

Perfect for couples looking to spice up their holiday evening or groups of friends ready to make questionable decisions they'll laugh about for years. This isn't your grandmother's Christmas game night—unless your grandmother is surprisingly cool.

Who It's For

Anyone who believes Christmas should be fun, frivolous, and a little bit scandalous. Ideal for adult holiday parties, couples' game nights, Secret Santa exchanges with your cheeky friends, or anyone who thinks Hallmark movies could use a lot more inappropriate laughter.

Includes: 53 game cards plus instruction sheet


⬥ FEATURES:

  • Card Game
  • Couples Game
  • Holiday Themed
  • Foreplay Game
  • Sex Positions
  • Adult Humor
  • Suggestive Humor
  • Game Cards

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⬥BARCODE: 825156110423

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